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Holly Starley's avatar

Love this!! Love thinking of young you with your ERA pin and tighty whities!

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, Holly! The 70s were wild. I loved the ERA, and had very strong feelings about Phyllis Schlafly. It was beyond me that anyone would want to keep women down, especially another woman! Oh, those tighty-whities! My brother loved the story when he read it. He never knew! But he did ask me why I didn't just throw them away after using them as a sponge...

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Holly Starley's avatar

I mean, he had a valid question. 🤣 Oh, Phyllis. What a true sadness.

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Nan Tepper's avatar

It's true. It was valid. It was the heat of the moment. I panicked! And yes. Phyllis. Nightmare stuff.

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Michelle Arpin Begina's avatar

I loved hearing you read this!

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thank you, Michelle! I'm working on recording all of my stories, and will be launching a podcast. The podcast will be paid, but each recording will also be available in each post. I don't paywall my writing.

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

Delightful - multiple guffaws. ;)

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, Mr. Troy! I'm glad you liked it. xoxo

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Paulette Bodeman's avatar

Nan, congratulations on your win! And your'e right, listening to you tell the story is fabulous. And so is the reading of it. Such delightful truth. Thanks for sharing.

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thank you, Paulette! How kind. I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

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Amy Cowen's avatar

Congratulations on the story slam performance. That’s great! Love the collection of buttons. Your writing is painting a picture of you as a very precocious child! So fun to peek into these moments as you look back on them.

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, Amy! I wanted to be a grown up when I was a child...and maybe in some ways I was. Glad you enjoyed. xoxo

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Mesa Fama's avatar

NAN!!! This is so good!! Congratulations on winning ❤️❤️❤️ Also, I wear boy shorts undies!! They are the most comfortable minus the hole in front 🤣🤣🤣 Xoxo

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, Mesa! I love it when people fess up about their underwear! I have couple pair of boy shorts undies, too, and they are far more comfy. I reserve their use for dress wearing days...It feels a little too risky for me to go commando! xoxo to you, too!

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Robin Taylor (he/him)'s avatar

Nan, this story is epic!! So happy you shared it with all of us.

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, Robin! xoxo

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Jennifer Lauck's avatar

I never told anyone...what a great prompt...great work cohorter!

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, Jennifer!

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Julie Brumlik's avatar

Haha!!

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Indeed!

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Nan Tepper's avatar

I did! What a story. That's a lotta peeing!

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Jodi Sh. Doff's avatar

Loved this. Although commando ceased being an option post-menopause. 😘

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Paulette Bodeman's avatar

I'm with you on that.

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Nan Tepper's avatar

I prefer to not give it too much attention, at present. Am I in denial? Possibly.

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Nan Tepper's avatar

I'm still in commando mode and I am well past post! But I do have to do extra laundry now and then. Sneezing, and waiting 'til the last minute are usually the culprits. xoxo

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Alison Gaylin's avatar

Best last line ever! And such a fun, wonderful piece. Loved this, Nan.

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, Alison! It was fun to tell it at the Slam! xoxo

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Jeanne Vitale's avatar

👏👏👏

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, my dear! xoxo

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Beth Riungu's avatar

So funny! Many years ago, I went into my year to find my young son (who we didn't yet know was trans) standing in line with his dad and brother--all peeing al fresco. I guess if you're going to do standing-to-pee experiments without the special attachment, it helps to do it outdoors!

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Yes, indeed! Thanks for reading and commenting, @BethRiungu!

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Abigail Thomas's avatar

loved this.

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thanks, Abby! xoxo

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Meryl Soto-Schwartz's avatar

What a fun story!

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Nan Tepper's avatar

Thank you, Meryl!

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